Yes BF, I moved again.
My wife was afraid of stepping outside the house because Louisiana has 47 kinds of snakes; 7 of which are poisonous. She never saw one of the bad ones, but to her, all snakes are dangerous. It did not help that they have cockroaches that live outside year round, and move inside when the weather gets too hot or too cold. These cockroaches the locals call palmetto bugs, but are the Cuban or American cockroach and measure up to 4" long. We sprayed the house and sealed it up as best as we could, but finding dead roaches, even one or two, is enough to mess a northern city girl up. Last but not least, finding a dead scorpion in the bathroom one night pretty much sealed the deal....... she was moving, with or without me!
Don't get me wrong, there is a lot to say good about Louisiana, and I could go on or post great pictures and videos about it, but sometimes it all comes down to how bad do you want to save a 35 year marriage. In my case, pretty bad. So, now I get to find out if "Big Fish" can be a relative term.....because I know that nothing in Utah compares.